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Name: Alex
Birthday: 1/31/1986
Gender: Male
Interests: Living life by my own rules, hanging out on the porch, watching the browns, and of course, you.
Expertise: being totally awesome, maintaining a high level of awesomeness, excelling in my awesomeness, and being a half-elf blacksmith rouge in real life.
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Other
Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website
AIM:  ruffsack5000
Member Since:
2/5/2004
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| This saturday at Colby and Co in Dover the long wait will be over and Uncle Jesse and the rippers will be debuting an original song. We're really excited about his one and we hope to see you all there at 10 PM.
This is definitely not something you're gonna want to miss.
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| Ladies and gentlemen after months of research i've stumbled upon a breakthrough. As I stated in a post several months ago, I plan on giving my future children Valtrex to treat their chicken pox. I have used that line in conversation and I would usually say it as a comic anecdote to any mention of herpes, sexually transmitted diseases, or anything closely related. And USUALLY, people would cast their dirtiest look at me, call me retarded, and continue doing what ever they were doing not thinking a second time about my comments. Well, EVERYBODY, read this:
Chicken Pox Treatment - Other Anti-Virals
Currently acyclovir (Zovirax) is the only FDA-approved treatment for chicken pox. However, the antiviral medications valacyclovir (Valtrex) and famciclovir (Famvir), used to treat herpes simplex virus infections, have been shown to be effective for chicken pox and are often prescribe
and here's the link
HA! Valtrex works on chicken pox so i'm not an idiot! YOU ARE!
That's it.
Scroll down and look at the panther with people teeth.
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| I got a new pet
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Gentle Ben: The Movie
By Dean Cain, Corbin Bernsen, Ashley Laurence, Cody Weiant, William Katt, Stephen Bridgewater, Gil Birmingham, J. Karen Thomas, Collin Bernsen, David Atkinson (II), Damian Valencia, Reiley McClendon, Jack Conley, Martin Kove, Jonathan Coder, Dustin Lopez, Jeanne Cooper, Holly McClendon, Robert Norsworthy
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Hello, EVERYBODY. I've got a lot to write about tonight. oh boy, yes sir. Nah, I don't have that much.
There sure are a lot of people in the Gentle Ben Movie description. I
haven't actually watched it yet, nor do i intend to... it fits with
part of my rambling,
First off, school is awesome. When you major in hanging out, much like I do, you quickly find that college = cool. And as you all know, I = Cool. Using the transitive property one could assume that I = college, but that is not the case. You see, I am a man of brawn, masculine qualities, and majesty, and college, well, that's an institution.
Okay, I'm glad we got that out of the way. It wasn't even in my headline. Speaking of which - on to the headline!
1. Snakes on a Plane - Ladies and Gentlemen, I am putting my foot down right now on this "movie". I cannot bring myself to pay the 8 dollars it takes to see it. I also will not allow anyone to pay 8 dollars to let me see it. To me, it seems like the kind of thing that I can't appreciate until it's been out for a long long loooong time; it's something along the lines of a fine wine or fermented cheese.
Let me put it in perspective for you: Hulk Hogan has made a lot of movies. They all suck. I own most of them. A good portion of those statements are immaterial right now, but bear with me. The Hulkster hasn't made any movies in quite some time. If any of you can remember the first time you saw Suburban Commando (way back when), you probably had no freaking idea what was going on, nor did enjoy it. You probably though it sucked. But now, umpteen years later, Suburban Commando has a certain charm to it that makes it an irresistible buy when it's on the bargain DVD rack. This is true of all Hulk Hogan's movies, and I dare you to prove me wrong! (Santa with Muscles is the Exception to the rule. That movie kicks ass, regardless of what point in history thou hast seen it.)
So in case you were wondering, yes I will watch Snakes on a Plane - in six years - and I'll pay 5.50 for it.
You are all dumber for reading the preceding.
2. Climbing - I climbed a tree today with Billy. We hung out in the tree for a short while, then maintenance came out to hassle us so we scattered. That tree will never be the same.
3. Gentle Ben - I can't remember if gentle ben was the bear or the man who loved the bear, but I have heard mention of his name several times in the last couple of days, and for all intents and purposes, we'll just assume Gentle Ben was the bear.. I ate some grizzly bear (not kidding) at work the other day, and I'll tell you what, it sure was delicious. It tastes like trail bologna, except it's a little more grizzly, for lack of a better word. Someone said I was eating gentle ben, and that put a frown on my face. the next instance of Gentle Ben Mention was while Billy and I were fishing at the Kent Tusc Branch. We were fishing much like Gentle Ben would have, pawing at the water with our bare hands, trying our hardest to capture our next meal. We were wildly unsuccessful.
I think that's all. Wow, I forgot how fun it was to write. I think I'll do this more often, but then again, do you really think you, yes YOU, could handle it? eh.... maybe.
That's it!
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| Indeed. As of last night my dreams of being a wagon racer have been vanquished. After I wrecked the "White Tiger" on its maiden voyage, I simply do not have any more desire to ride a wagon down a hill at high speeds.
The U.J.A.T.R. show at Colby's on September first has been canceled. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, but there is no way we can play a show that night. Keep in mind that we still will be playing at the Broadway Brewhouse on the 15th.
Amen
That's it!
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